SH*T
DOESN’T GIVE

TWO ABOUT
BOTTOM
LINES.

(or deadlines).

Sh*t doesn’t care how expensive your machine is.
It doesn’t give a monkeys about bottom lines or deadlines. AND without quality filters your engine performance suffers and is at risk of breakdown when it should be working its nuts off doing the job.

Well, we’re here to keep your machine runnin’ lean, green AND earning its keep. We’ve got the biggest stock of brand filters in the UK – delivered pronto. AND we have actual human beings with real life know-how, experience and are even trained to filter out the bullsh*t too.

So – whatever machine you’re runnin’…

WHEN SH*T
HITS THE

FAN.

(You know who to call).

Sh*t doesn’t care how expensive your machine is.
It doesn’t give a monkeys about bottom lines or deadlines. AND without quality filters your engine performance suffers and is at risk of breakdown when it should be working its nuts off doing the job.

Well, we’re here to keep your machine runnin’ lean, green AND earning its keep. We’ve got the biggest stock of brand filters in the UK – delivered pronto. AND we have actual human beings with real life know-how, experience and are even trained to filter out the bullsh*t too.

So – whatever machine you’re runnin’…

DIRT.DUST.
CACK.MUCK.

GRIME.
SLUDGE.

(All kinds of sh*t)

Sh*t doesn’t care how expensive your machine is.
It doesn’t give a monkeys about bottom lines or deadlines. AND without quality filters your engine performance suffers and is at risk of breakdown when it should be working its nuts off doing the job.

Well, we’re here to keep your machine runnin’ lean, green AND earning its keep. We’ve got the biggest stock of brand filters in the UK – delivered pronto. AND we have actual human beings with real life know-how, experience and are even trained to filter out the bullsh*t too.

So – whatever machine you’re runnin’…

SH*T
DOESN’T GIVE

TWO ABOUT
BOTTOM
LINES.

(or deadlines).

Sh*t doesn’t care how expensive your machine is.
It doesn’t give a monkeys about bottom lines or deadlines. AND without quality filters your engine performance suffers and is at risk of breakdown when it should be working its nuts off doing the job.

Well, we’re here to keep your machine runnin’ lean, green AND earning its keep. We’ve got the biggest stock of brand filters in the UK – delivered pronto. AND we have actual human beings with real life know-how, experience and are even trained to filter out the bullsh*t too.

So – whatever machine you’re runnin’…

WHEN
SH*T HITS
THE FAN.

(You know who to call).

Sh*t doesn’t care how expensive your machine is.
It doesn’t give a monkeys about bottom lines or deadlines. AND without quality filters your engine performance suffers and is at risk of breakdown when it should be working its nuts off doing the job.

Well, we’re here to keep your machine runnin’ lean, green AND earning its keep. We’ve got the biggest stock of brand filters in the UK – delivered pronto. AND we have actual human beings with real life know-how, experience and are even trained to filter out the bullsh*t too.

So – whatever machine you’re runnin’…

DIRT.DUST.
CACK.MUCK.

GRIME.
SLUDGE.

(All kinds of sh*t)

Sh*t doesn’t care how expensive your machine is.
It doesn’t give a monkeys about bottom lines or deadlines. AND without quality filters your engine performance suffers and is at risk of breakdown when it should be working its nuts off doing the job.

Well, we’re here to keep your machine runnin’ lean, green AND earning its keep. We’ve got the biggest stock of brand filters in the UK – delivered pronto. AND we have actual human beings with real life know-how, experience and are even trained to filter out the bullsh*t too.

So – whatever machine you’re runnin’…

SH*T
DOESN’T GIVE

TWO ABOUT
BOTTOM
LINES.

(or deadlines).

Sh*t doesn’t care how expensive your machine is.
It doesn’t give a monkeys about bottom lines or deadlines. AND without quality filters your engine performance suffers and is at risk of breakdown when it should be working its nuts off doing the job.

Well, we’re here to keep your machine runnin’ lean, green AND earning its keep. We’ve got the biggest stock of brand filters in the UK – delivered pronto. AND we have actual human beings with real life know-how, experience and are even trained to filter out the bullsh*t too.

So – whatever machine you’re runnin’…

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